you wanted a hot one? here you are...

yum yum yum

ummm......yum

so hot. let me join the rest of the gay and bisexual women on the planet who want this one.

she loves me....she loves me not....

oh she loves me, bitches!!!!

when i grow up...

i want to go to machu piccu.

i want a patio in my backyard.

i want to not be so crazy.

i want to be done with school and have a job i like.

need i say more?

if only i were crafty....

then i could make these for all of my friends for christmas.

to all my bitches...

you wanted more???

because i love you.

to a very nonny mouse....

love, carphone

why is it that........

this chipmunk feels like getting high?

there has to be a book called "he's just not that into you" out there taunting me in my brain?

french fries with mayonnaise are so damn good?

when i have big school projects due all i want to do is watch "i love the 80s"?

i care if the ex wants to talk to me or not?

i have NO interest in the nice gentlemen who are interested in me?

i let boys dictate my mood?

hear ye, hear ye

in case you have not tried these....limited edition mint kit kats are bangin'....sort of like an andes mint but with crunch.

on the loose

a capybara was seen in shreveport, louisiana. i'm on my way with a big carrot.

some day...

when i was little i read a story about a capybara. from that day on i wanted one. i even named my guinea pig capy. when anyone opened the refrigerator he would sing "weet, weet, weet, weet" so someone would give him a carrot. but i digress. capybaras grow to over 100 lbs. i need one. i really do.

anything to procrastinate

i remembered today that i have a paper due tomorrow. i have NO interest in writing this paper. i have much more interest in blowing the leaves around my yard, washing dishes, doing laundry, buying things on the ebay, checking my email constantly, watching mindless television (usually crime shows) and looking for new hairdos.

why is it that.....

the guy you want to email you and call you doesn't?
the guy you don't really care if he emails or calls is all up in your shit?

when you break up with someone the very idea of them dating someone else makes you crazy?

it's 80 degrees in November?

the girl i was in commercials with when i was little who had the FAKE freckles is now on CSI?

i watch so much CSI?

patience is a virtue

or so i've heard.