carphone, i have so far greatly admired your taste in men and women, and small animals too! but i have to say that this last passion of yours shows some alarming necrophiliac tendencies. you may want to work on them.
concerning the punctuation issue: i LOVE the ellipses! in fact, dear punctation police, these can hardly be called "ellipses," as the don't "ellipse" anything (if you see what i'm saying). i'd rather call them graphic ACCENTS, worthy of emily dickinson and virginia woolf, among others, yet utterly original! go carphone!
You never know what they may be ellipsing, Great Carphone Fan. That's the trouble with ellipses. They masquerade as a flourish but actually they could be obfuscating something nasty.
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Why did you post a picture of a wax dummy of Adrien Brody? He is an Oscar(tm)-winning actor and he deserves some respect!
Wah! That face scares me!
randall...that is not a wax dummy..that is my boyfriend in Cannes.
mr. rimples...there is nothing scary about perfection.
Hello, we are sorry but we will have to fine you $50 for excessive ellipses. Please drive safely.
carphone, i have so far greatly admired your taste in men and women, and small animals too! but i have to say that this last passion of yours shows some alarming necrophiliac tendencies. you may want to work on them.
concerning the punctuation issue: i LOVE the ellipses! in fact, dear punctation police, these can hardly be called "ellipses," as the don't "ellipse" anything (if you see what i'm saying). i'd rather call them graphic ACCENTS, worthy of emily dickinson and virginia woolf, among others, yet utterly original! go carphone!
i may be old fashioned, but i think this blog is degenerating. now it's all about "yummy" people! can we have some, ehm, other topic?
at least this post doesn't contain the word "bitches." thank goodness for that!
You know where you can stick it, Randall.
You never know what they may be ellipsing, Great Carphone Fan. That's the trouble with ellipses. They masquerade as a flourish but actually they could be obfuscating something nasty.
Don't fight, guys! I think you're both right! (Especially Great Carphone Fan!)
Punctuation Police, you are getting on my last gay nerve!
sebastian, why didn't you show up last night?
randall - if you don't like yummy people then you might want to try a different blog. this blog is FYBY - for yummy people, by yummy people, bitches!
You don't need to tell me that, Carphone! I AM one of the Y!
Well, I don't remember much from last night, but I know where I WASN'T!
sebastian - please don't forget correct punctuation!
... and it wasn't with you, Philippe!
Bitches, can you respond to the Punc. Poli. for me? I have to go to the gym! Keep on keepin' on, Carphone!
Dear Punctuation Police,
Would it be OK if I paid you the $50? I don't want Carphone or anyone else to get in trouble.
P.S. to Philippe only:
Call me!
well thin lapels are in, so he got one thing right. unfortunately, though, caked-on whore makeup is still out.
I still say JD from LeTigre is hot!
i fucked this guy.
let it go, roupert.
uh, anybody home???
i said that i fucked this guy! and i am not lying, either.
You make it sound like you think you're the only one here who was, sweetie.
jessica...so you're a ho...good to know.
I meant to say: "Jessica, you make it sound like you're the only one here who has!"
sebastian....so you are a ho as well...also, good to know.
carphone:
can't we please please please have a new post? i'm tired of looking at the corpse's face!
much love, as always.
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